Word of the day: Man-Crush

Man-Crush: This occurs when a man has a "crush" on another man in non-sexual manner but in an idolizing manner.

Sentence: After having watched "I Love You Man" I have a giant Man-Crush on Jason Segal.

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Murs: The Pain

Ladies and gentlemen the man above blessing us with his verbal skills is Murs, he's from Cali. This track is called The Pain, and this is one kind of pain that most fellas could easily relate to.

"I'm a little bit shaded by a lot of what I see
So if you're still interested you should come get at me
Cause I'm tired of getting shot down, put down and dissed
I wanna be picked up, held tight and kissed"

What I love about Murs is that he keeps 100% G (Gangsta). While other rappers rhyme about having money, women, cars and anything else of monetary value that most people can't relate to, Murs rhymes about being a real dude having to deal with real issues. Here he rhymes about the trouble he's facing in wanting to get together with a female who probably wasn't right for him from the beginning.

"They say that good girls love bad guys and that might be
But a bad girl with a good guy, that's unlikely
So what's a man to do to get to hold hands with you?
Do I talk shit and stand and look hard with my crew?"

Good girls love bad guys... but a bad girl with a good guy? Like Murs said, that's unlikely. I don't think I've ever seen a bad girl with a good guy. It's pretty much always the other way around. I've had my personal experiences with bad girls and just like the fate of every white female in the "A Nightmare on Elm Street" movies, it has never ended pretty.

The next two lines speak in volumes. A lot of guys always put up this tough exterior and try to act hard... and all of this is done just to get a female's attention. Whatever happened to just being yourself. I could easily picture some fool acting tough, "I'll kick anyone's ass if they just look at me." In the meantime it so happens to be that a really pretty female walks by and she happens to over hear what the idiot just said. Lol, I don't know how this could possibly develop into something meaningful.

"Said she had a boyfriend, just trying to be nice
But I've heard the same lines from different women all night
Too easy let down, but don't let it get you down
Shit, that's what my boys told me, but end of the night
I was still sitting lonely, if only I could find 'em
Without all the drama, without the one-liners
Excuse me miss, hey mam, you got a man, what's ya name?
I'm in my mid-twenties so enough with the games
Simply put I think you're stunning, and what about some kids?
A couple dogs, a couple cars, a four bedroom crib?
Look, I'm not trying to jib, I'm just speaking from the heart
But we can start with a drink if you wanna play it smart
She looking at my boy who got two kids at home and
I know how it goes, here's his number telephone and
He does the girl's turf, and I know you're smelling on him
But every b**** needs a dog, so I guess that's why you want him"

The entire section above is pretty much the story of my love life. I can't even count the countless times I've been rejected and I've had a friend or my sister tell me, "Don't worry Dwin you'll find somebody." Yup, only if it was that easy. After each and every rejection I go back to my drawing board to figure out what to do next. It sucks to always end up back at square one... it's tough but that's just life, I keep it moving.

It's songs like these that I could listen to repeatedly and never get tired or annoyed. Thank you Murs for making tracks like these for all of us guys who aren't complete ass*****.

Word of the day: Friend Zone

Friend Zone: It's the zone every man wants to avoid when it comes to a female he likes. Being in the Friend Zone is like joining a gang... once you're in it's hard to get out. To explain what being in the Friend Zone means I'll just quote Ryan Reynolds' character in the film "Just Friends.":

"See when a girl decides that you're her friend, you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp."

Sentence: "Dude Ashley told me that I remind her of her brother Josh... I think I'm stuck in the Friend Zone."

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Joe Budden: Are you in that mood yet?

I know I know... Joe Budden is wack to all of those who don't actually take the time out to listen to him. Yes his first and only album on Def Jam did flop... I mean the dude did at least release to hit singles: Pump it up and Fire. What I like most about Joe was the fact that he was a local dude from Jersey. All of that bulls*** doesn't matter though... what does matter is the song I posted above.

Look over the quotables below:

-"It's stuck between platinum and flop, underground and mainstream
Concious, backpack, scratch that, same thing OH"

-"I'm somewhere between the real and the fakeness
The red pill, blue pill, real and the Matrix"

-"I don't enjoy bein shunned, so I'm back as Neo
Fans enjoyed The One, annoint me as begun"

-"I just let n***** get a head start YEAH
I walk to the finish, y'all spread out chase
Nah sprint out pace, and I'll still win the race YEP
See I'm joggin
Other n***** legs starts wobblin, when opportunity is start knockin"

-"I'm far from a "YES" man, I'm a trend setter
It's no games, just a Def Jam Vendetta"

-"Don't put n***** in the same sink as me
I mean metaphors, storylines, deep s***, club s***, girl s***, world s***
They don't use to ink like me
N***** don't even think like me NAH"

-"Your first week ain't right, they can't f*** wit 'em
Now if you don't sell 5 mill, they had enough of 'em
Let me find out Hip Hop's turnin' Republican"

-"I'm the Mets, was suppose to be ill in '05 WHOA" (This quotable stings just a little since I'm a Mets fan)

-"No names should be mentioned but mine, unless you talkin' Big Pun in his
prime
Maybe '96 Jay, before Dame was throwin' money around
Or 2pac without Humpty around
Or 50 before Em, Nas talkin' like a gun in his song
Cam'ron during "Children Of The Corn"
Beans before the cops came through and try to grill 'em
I'm talkin '95, Big L before they killed 'em
Em before 8 Mile, Shyne before the deal sh***
Canibus, no album out before the L s***
Talkin' bout Kiss, DMX when he was f*****' wit coke
Or "Cuban Linx," Raekwon and Ghost
I do it all, who blendin' so well in the game
Talkin' Fab, back when he was still spellin' his name MANG
On my Diddy s***, Memphis, Grizzlie s***
Like back in the day when Clue swiped all of Biggie's s*** N****
Rappers don't need trouble with I
Unless it's Rass Kass before the D.W.I
Or Talib with Mos, Common before "Be"
If they any less common, don't put 'em before me
See, I'm not a rapper, I'm a prophet
Chill Joe stop it, skill will speak for you, don't pop s***"

OMG!!!!!! STOP IT JOEY... YOUR KILLING 'EM!!!!! This song is a lyrical tongue lashing...

Even though it's damn near three years old I still hold this track near to my heart. The beat sounds sinister... this song inspires me to take over the world!

Let me just say this about this track... the ENTIRE song is a quotable!

Word of the day: Shocker

Shocker: Is a popular hand gesture with a sexual connotation. The gesture refers to the act of inserting the index and middle fingers into a vagina and the little finger into the unwitting anus, hence the "shock". Also known as "two in the pink, one in the stink."



More Shocker euphisms courtesy of Urban Dictionary:

-Dos en el hueco, con uno en el seco.

-Two in the condom muncher, one in the donkey puncher.

-Two in the hair pie, one in the brown eye.

-Two scoops of strawberry, one scoop of chocolate.

Sentence: The only way I'll ever truly love her is if she'll let me give her the Shocker.

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Dwin's Dimes: Julia Bond

Stats:
Birthday: 2/26/87
Birthplace: Long Beach, California
Measurements: 36C-25-35
Height: 5'0 ft. tall
Weight: 100lbs
Profession: Adult Film Star



Best Features: Ass, belly piercing, tattoos and everything else.



When I first laid my eyes on this pretty young female the first thing that came to my mind was... She's way too damn pretty to even be in porn. That was before I saw her tushy and the first thing that I thought about was:

"I'm the new phenomenon like white women with ass..." Ludacris- Blow it out

She's white, with a bloated butt and she has a cute face... I think I might just be falling in love. Don't get me wrong, I do love my Latin women... but Julia Bond certainly does rep white women well.

Besides the obvious cute face and delicious rump the one feature that makes Julia unique is definitely her tattoos... which include:

-Two cat paws on her chest.
-A tramp stamp on her backside above her buttcheeks that says "Daddy's Little Girl."
-A circle design around her belly button.
-A till death do us part tat on her left arm.
-One on her right arm.
-The last one is a set of angel wings that takes up almost her entire back... she's certainly one very naughty angel.

I don't mind a girl with tattoos... as long as they look right and sexy. With Julia Bond I know the angel wings do tend to go a bit overboard... but I still find her to be a very foxy lady.



Julia pretty much has that "Girl Next Door" look, which I love, but with a seductive side. Julia Bond you're definitely a dime in my book.

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Word of the day: Bukkake

Bukkake: Is a sexual practice that features a person being ejaculated on by multiple men.

Origin: It's been said that Bukkake was originated in ancient Japan where an unfaithful woman was publicly humiliated by being tied up as every man in town ejaculated over her.

Sentence: The town whore can usually be found at any after hours spot being jizzed on by every guy present... it's like she's the Queen of Bukkake.