Dwin's Dimes: Megan Fox

Stats:

Birthday: 5/16/1986
Birthplace: Rockwood, Tennessee
Measurements: 34-26-34
Height: 5'6 tall
Occupation: A beauty sent from the Heaven's above to come and be an actress.



This is Megan Fox. Guy's know that she's smoking hot! Women wouldn't be able to say anything negative about her... even they can agree that she's hot!

If Jesus Christ were alive and able to see Megan Fox he'd probably say, I'd eat it!

It's funny to know that when us guys discuss the movie "Transformers" the conversation goes a little like this:

Dude #1: Bro, "Transformers" was a good ass movie.
Dude #2: Hell yeah, everything about the movie was awesome. Especially the hot chick in the movie.
Dude #1: OMG! That woman look so damn good!
Dude #2: Yessir, indeed she did. I'll tell you this, "I'd suck a fart out of her ass."

God forbid the day I meet a douche who would have the nerve to say that this woman isn't attractive. I'd personally gouge both of his eyes out Oedipus style.

Fox's best feature is definitely her face. Exotic eyes and luscious lips? She looks beyond lovely.

Honestly speaking though her body is average... but who the f*** cares. Small waist, perky boobies and a nice Caucasian tight tushy.

Let's not forget the tattoos either... each one does make her that much hotter. I know that a woman with too many tattoos might be a little trashy, but with Fox she definitely keeps it classy.

Fact: Megan Fox puts Angelina Jolie to shame... you better believe it!

If there's one thing that's wrong with Megan Fox it's not her but her douche of a fiance... the ultimate tool: Brian Austin Green of Beverly Hills 90210 fame. I personally don't know why is she with the guy, but if I were him I'd make it a top priority in life to not lose Miss Fox. May the force be with you guy... you're going to need it.



Megan Fox thank you for blessing us regular joes with your exemplary beauty. God certainly did spend a little more time on you... High 5 for Jesus!

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